Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in mine22's LiveJournal:

Saturday, January 14th, 2006
8:04 am	holy crap My name is Jessica Tonybum, I have been in hospital for long time. Neck's ex gf called and woke me up because she talks loud. It's nice he's more excited to talk to her than he is if I were to call him, anyways I dont talk to my ex and he just bitched me out about mentioning him so much but at least when Chest calls me my answer to all of his quesions are I have a bf! And we're gonna get married AND STOP CALLING! No chance for you, or just basicly GIVE ME BACK MY SHIT YOU PENIS FART! I learned my lesson when I was nice to him and he asked me the same crap that she's asking her and I went and got back with him. Gross! Neck will probably do that too since making up is how cheating starts. I love having to worry about losing my bf all the time its just fucking perfect for me. WTF I'm one gigantic emotional rollercoaster lately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: confused Current Music: Rawhide (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
10:56 am	yay Your results: You are Catwoman Catwoman 100% Tarzan 100% Supergirl 100% Wonder Woman 100% John Gacy 100% Hulk 100% Green Lantern 100% Poopoo 80% The Flash 80% Bartman 80% Superman 80% You have had a tough childhood, you know how to be a thief and exploit others but you stand up for society'scast-offs. Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz... (Comment on this)
10:37 am	I called in sick today, I think my belly button is really infected, so much puss SO GROSS! I might go to St.Boniface hospital, my cousin works there so would be very nice to see her! I've recently finished another book, and though I hate to admit it, especially considering the source of its recommendation, I found that it was absolutely incredible. It was so beautifully written that at times I felt like my heart would break, and was actually left in tears by the end. Every character in the book was so incredibly human that there was no possible way that you could dislike them. Even Sam will break your heart with his utter humanity. "Sam I am, I would not like green eggs and ham" Perhaps Sam is a vegetarian. The sole premise of this book is that one must conform to social pressure, or awful things will happen. This story is an important lesson for today, with so many anti-intellectual messages coming from both the government and media, a cautionary tale. It has been a long time since a book has touched my heart quite like this one has. I have a feeling that it is going to remain very dear to me for years to come. Current Mood: sick (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 28th, 2005
8:19 am	Monday Work makes me want to slash my wrists OMG!!! Work overload. We have not had a meeting in months and nobody has any idea how much work I have been doing! I don't like to refuse projects, cause I'm pretty much the best at what I do. My friends call me a workoholic HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I think I will take an early lunch and see if anyone notices I am not back at my station. Last night I went to the 24 hour McDonalds near my apartment for the some cheeseburgers to have, but it was closed. I don't understand. So I go to the Shell and get a can of Tuna and Mars bar, it was not the same. Current Mood: thirsty (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
2:51 pm	I tried to pierce my belly button, I think it's infected. Current Mood: worried (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, November 26th, 2005
6:33 am	tonight Tonight I will put on the mask. Current Mood: excited (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 24th, 2005
2:29 pm	pony Work is so boring. I want to quit, but I need money for the rent and spagetti. Sometimes I think about it's like to be a pony, ponies are pretty. I want to brush your hair pony, I want to feed you cucumber sandwiches and eat soup and just watch you standing like a pony. Oh! Current Mood: good (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005
11:22 am	PUSSY HAIRS ON MY TOILET SEAT! 1. Unplug the clippers and remove the jar. Undo the screws securing the baseplate. Separate the baseplate and attached motor collar from the base housing. 2. To remove the switch housing, remove the decorative facing to get at the top screws. Remove the lower screws from inside the blender base. 3. Hold the fan to keep the motor shaft from turning as you unscrew the drive stud. Remove the shield and any washers. Unscrew the fan nut to remove the fan. 4. Disengage the strain-relief fitting from the housing. Remove the wire connector joining the power cord and the lead to the brush housing. 5. Label and disconnect the lead wires from the switch block. Remove the motor mounting bolts and lift out the motor if necessary. 6. To free brushes, remove the leads attached to the brush housing. Use a screwdriver to press lead terminal through the slot in housing. The brush spring may pop out (don't lose it!). ABBY can help the lead terminal through the slot in housing. The brush spring may pop out (don't lose it!). If you have long pussy hairs, trim them with clippers or scissors. Electric clippers are best for this purpose. Take a long, warm bath before hand. Before applying shaving cream, be sure the skin and hair are still moist. Apply shaving cream a few minutes before shaving to soften hairs. Consider using a shaving cream with additional moisturizers, vitamin E or aloe. Be sure to use a sharp blade. When shaving, stroke an area no more than twice to reduce skin irritation. Be sure to clean the area afterwards with soap and water to reduce the risk of infection. Ideally, give the area a second cleansing using cotton balls and rubbing alcohol, or an after shave lotion. Some people find daily application of baby powder or talcum powder especially helpful after shaving to keep the area dry and irritation free. Practice good hygiene after shaving, washing the area at least once a day to reduce sweat and oil build-up. Go as long as possible between shavings to reduce skin irritation. Alternatively, you could use Nair or Neet on your snatch - it is safe for this area. I want to add a word here about relocation for pussy haris. Generally, even if you remove an entire population of muff hairs, more hairs will move in because these locations generally contain a food source and/or shelter. It is often the location itself that attracts lesbiens to it, and not people feeding. The best we can do sometimes is to shave/wax/pluck to prevent more butches. Relocating a population is very risky for the pussy hairs. They must be confined in some sort of man made muff in a safe place for a few weeks. During that time, someone must be able to safely get shampoo and water onto the makeshift twatmane, as well as brush the snatchpubes. Even then, once released into the new location, the muff may disappear for good. A new environment that is unknown represents new dangers. For instance, trying to move them to the country, you may be eliminating lesbiens and hippies, but you are adding to the mix racoons, coyotes, dogs, etc. So think very carefully before attempting to do this. Current Mood: rejuvenated (2 Comments |Comment on this)
10:48 am	Funny quiz ist fun haha! <tr> <td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" align="center" valign="middle" colspan="1">Are you stupid Quiz Results for Guest </td> </tr> <tr> <td background="http://www.golivewire.com/images/ibdotsbg.gif" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" colspan="1" height="2"></td></tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" align="center" valign="top"> You are 8% Not stupid and 92% RETARDED. Out of the 356 people who have taken this quiz, the average person is 27% RETARDED. 92% Somebody call the CDC, we have an emergency </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" align="center" valign="middle" colspan="1"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" align="center" valign="middle" colspan="1">Think you can write a better quiz? </td> </tr> <tr> <td background="http://www.golivewire.com/images/ibdotsbg.gif" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" colspan="1" height="2"></td></tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" colspan="1" height="2" align="center"> Prove it by creating your own quiz! » Sign Up « </td></tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" align="center"> [ Take More Quizzes ]     [ Profile of Author ]   [ Forum Index ] </td> </tr> Current Mood: happy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 21st, 2005
9:17 am	monday morning I'm at work, SO BORING! I miss being a baby, I miss crying and being little. I think I will spend the day reading old emails and remembering. I only have one aspirin left, I hope I don't get a headache. I'm kind of getting used to Dan's moustache, it's so different to see a moustache! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 20th, 2005
10:35 am	sunday morning I slept in today til 9:25. I fell asleep last night wearing the mask, it was still on when I wake. Today I am going clean the tub, it's been 3 weeks! Oh sometimes I am forgetful! Current Mood: touched (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, November 19th, 2005
7:25 am	Today I wake up at 6:31 am. I ate some pudding and put on my new slacks. For awhile I read the box of Grape Nuts but I don't have it. I played guitar for 5 minutes then came to the internet. Current Mood: awake (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
3:40 am	first hello, i am the new yes, this is be my friends for talking ok yes! (6 Comments |Comment on this)